Monthly Archives: September 2010

Why is it that when a man talks dirty to a woman its sexual harrassment but when a woman does it is $3.99 a minute?

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Well, we know China and the United States are in bed together. The question is who is getting fucked?

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Dan says the dog is truly man’s best friend …… not convinced put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour, when you open it see who’s happy to see you.

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What do a prostitute and a bungee jump have in common? They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you’re screwed.

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Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to beat it, my dog does not own a bike.

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Demetri Martin Stand Up Presentation

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A teacher asks a local area girl to use “handsome” in a sentence, she says, “When I’m giving head and my jaw gets sore I use my handsome.”

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Dan went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Waldo’ book. When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Waldo, well played.

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Surgery went wrong.

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Best way to get your GF up…

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