Monthly Archives: November 2010

Dan knows a gay guy who was fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

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Dan was just stuffed in to a bag by a fat creepy guy in a red suit. Alright! Fess up! Who put me on their Christmas list? =]

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The Funniest DUI Test Ever

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Dan bought a CD of ice cream truck music….. Now drives with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces.

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Dan is getting old, just last week I saw a grey pubic hair, I didn’t freak out though like the others on the elevator.

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Men in there 20’s play football, men in there 30’s play tennis, men in there 40’s play golf. Have you noticed when men get older their balls get smaller?

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“I try to buy stock in businesses that are so wonderful that an idiot can run them. Because sooner or later, one will.” Warren Buffet (funny guy)

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Ignorance is a curable disease.

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There is a very thin line between love and hate.

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Dan’s girlfriend asked “How many women have you slept with?” I proudly replied,”Only you darling, with all the others I was awake!!”

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