Monthly Archives: July 2011

Sometimes competition can get fierce. :(

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Linux for the wise and the masses in the future. Your computer is talking to a Linux server right now Facebook runs on it as does Google and most web servers. It’s trusted to run the London stock exchange. As is the Phone Android a fork of it. Happy Birthday!

Me love you long time.

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Dan has a feeling that people that do prostate exams know who the gay guys are.

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“Call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heaven” (Matthew. 23:9)

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Dan was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said “You’re pulling my leg.”

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You can have a GREAT time with a bushel of apples and the doctor’s wife. (An apple a day keeps the doctor away.)

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Dad?

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American Pie

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My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning. Can you believe that 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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More money is spent on boob jobs and Viagra than on alzheimer’s research! By 2040 the elderly will have perky boobs, and erections and no idea why!

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