Monthly Archives: August 2011

Girlfriend Doesn’t Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation in Europe.

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So “they” say…

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My owner beats me too.

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“They” see me rollin…

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The picture of Michele Bachmann everyone has been talking about. Women should never eat a corndog in public.

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The recession has hit everybody really hard… My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can’t afford batteries. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them…

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If Operating Systems Ran The Airlines…

UNIX Airways   Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they … Continue reading

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Sex burns up 350 calories each time. Please help me, I’m on a diet.

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There’s a big difference when a guy and a girl says “I went through a box of tissue watching a movie”

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Dan lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, “Where do women have the curliest hair?” Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.

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