Monthly Archives: May 2012

So yesterday I met a prostitute who said she would do anything for $20 …… Guess who got their house cleaned.

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I don’t claim to be a Proctologist but ……. I do know an asshole when I see one ;)

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My Asian girlfriend came up with a new sexual position tonight. She goes down on me and swallows all my seamen. Its called The Thaitanic.

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If someone has a toe fetish and they cheat on their partner… Does that mean they got off on the wrong foot?

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Can’t hate on that…

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Hmmm when you think about it all Batman needs to catch Catwoman is a laser pointer……….

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Time for a meeting…

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Hmmm…. :/

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Love

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Premature ejaculation and hide and seek have one thing in common. “Ready or not here I come”

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