Monthly Archives: December 2012

As a young child my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out the police call this “Identity Theft.”

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Good tips to use Google search to its best abilities.

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I thought she asked if I was interested in an orgy. Turns out she really said “4G.” My apologies to the lady at the Fido kiosk.

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Gotta love em.

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My girlfriend and I were sitting at a table at her 20 year high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, “Do you know him?” “Yes”, she sighed, “He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up twenty years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.” “My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?”

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Equality

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Forget the lame sauce get the…

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Great wallpaper for your puter, tis the season.

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My friend just had a baby. He keeps going on about how he would kill anyone who tried to hurt his child, or he would get run over to save his son. He would even take a bullet for his child. I said, “Why are so many people trying to assassinate your baby?”

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Twinkle twinke little star…

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