Monthly Archives: September 2015

Saying “Do I smell popcorn” right after you fart, so everybody takes a deep breath.

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Violence?

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I have a bumper sticker that says “Honk if you think I’m sexy.” Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it, then get pissed that it won’t screw.

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Famous Failures

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The ultimate goal of LIFE.

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Hate when this happens ugh.

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A couple interesting things about me….

1. My penis is almost as long as a foot long at Subway. 2. I am banned from Subway.

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Say hello to my little friend…

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I wish I was this smart as a kid dangit.

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