Story of my life.

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Say Hello to one of America’s Greatest Eagles

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A awesome road trip.

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Wanna play?

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Show me.

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The friend zone is basically like when someone turns you down for a job, then calls you every week to complain about the person that they hired.

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Saying “Do I smell popcorn” right after you fart, so everybody takes a deep breath.

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Violence?

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I have a bumper sticker that says “Honk if you think I’m sexy.” Then I just wait at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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How many guys in the friendzone does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just stand around and compliment it, then get pissed that it won’t screw.

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